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Zach Greinke – Joe's Bleachers https://staging.joesbleachers.com Welcome to the Cheap Seats, pal. Tue, 03 May 2016 21:40:18 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://staging.joesbleachers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cropped-FAVICON-ICON-2-32x32.png Zach Greinke – Joe's Bleachers https://staging.joesbleachers.com 32 32 GAME 5: GREINKE WHO? https://staging.joesbleachers.com/game-5-greinke-who-2/ Sun, 10 Apr 2016 05:58:06 +0000 http://staging.joesbleachers.com/?p=704 ZACH-GREINKE'S-BLOATED-SALARY

Alright, full disclosure: I was advocating for nabbing Greinke in the off season. But six years at $206+ million? Jesus Christ isn’t worth that, and he could walk on friggin’ water!

Well, my friend, it turns out that, so far, Greinke’s not worth it either. He got hit pretty hard by the Rockies this week and tonight, after we disposed of him for our 4th win in 5 games, his ERA is an odoriferous 9.90. To be fair, the former Dodger, Angel, Brewer, Royal did run into the carpet bombing offense that is the Cubs. But hey, if you’re making $31 million (this year) to work every 5th day, and you only gotta do that for 7 months, I think your ERA ought have nothing but zeros in it. Know what I’m sayin’? Anything higher than that and you better be able to do the walk on water thing. Or change water into wine. Better yet; Old Style.

Joe

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