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Opening Day – Joe's Bleachers https://staging.joesbleachers.com Welcome to the Cheap Seats, pal. Wed, 04 May 2016 03:31:21 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://staging.joesbleachers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cropped-FAVICON-ICON-2-32x32.png Opening Day – Joe's Bleachers https://staging.joesbleachers.com 32 32 OPENING-FREAKING-DAY! https://staging.joesbleachers.com/opening-freaking-day/ Mon, 04 Apr 2016 11:54:35 +0000 http://staging.joesbleachers.com/?p=486 CUBS-OPENING-DAY

Happy day, cheese doodles. April 4, two-oh-sixteen. Opening-freaking-Day. Stupid new rules and all, nothing gets me down today. Not even the fact that we’re opening up with … with … INTER-LEAGUE PLAY?! You kiddin’ me? Please tell me the Cactus League schedule just got extended. Bud Selig, you were then, and remain today, the devil. Ah, well. Not even you and the stupid schedule you left behind for Robbie Womanfred can get me down today, pal. Day One. Old Style in one hand, Red Hot in the other, listening to Jake mow down the Angels of Anaheim, or the Edison Internationals, or whatever those jabronies call themselves.

Joe

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