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Billy Williams – Joe's Bleachers https://staging.joesbleachers.com Welcome to the Cheap Seats, pal. Wed, 04 May 2016 04:40:57 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://staging.joesbleachers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cropped-FAVICON-ICON-2-32x32.png Billy Williams – Joe's Bleachers https://staging.joesbleachers.com 32 32 STAND BY YOUR MAN? NOT IF HE PLAYS RIGHT FIELD FOR THE CUBS. https://staging.joesbleachers.com/stand-by-your-man-not-if-he-plays-right-field-for-the-cubs/ Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:17:32 +0000 http://staging.joesbleachers.com/?p=832 You know, all this hubbub about Tiger Woods using his driver on every hole in sight got me thinking about Milton Bradley. Not cuz he can’t keep his putter in his own bag, though. I mean, Milton’s no prize, but as far as I know he doesn’t try to score unless he’s in uniform. He’s not too good at it, but you know what I’m sayin’, right?

Anyway, I’m thinking Elin Woods isn’t gonna do the ‘stand by your man’ thing. She’d look like an idiot. Same goes for the Cubs and the Monopoly guy. I’ll tell you this, my friend; if Stand by your Man had been penned by the twangy Joe Schlombowski rather than that country vixen, Tammy Wynette, it woulda gone a whole lot different…

(Alright, you gotta hear the tune in your head, now.)

Sometimes it’s hard to be a Cubs fan
When you got an A-hole out in right
You’ll have bad times
And he’ll have mad times
Doing things that you don’t understand

I could go on, but you get the point. And speaking of things I don’t understand, I heard Billy Williams ain’t ready to broom Bradley yet. And that just boggles the mind, doesn’t it? How can B-Dub even have the first second of that thought enter his head without calling his doctor?! I mean really.

Joe

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