The curse of the billy goat has lasted longer than Aunt Beulla’s fruitcake, so it’s about friggin’ time to throw it on the bar-b-cue once and for all. You can do your part by wearin’ a Goat Tee. Order yours now. That’s right. don’t finish readin’ this, just skip on down to the order form. You’ll be throwin’ down a little positive karma for the Cubs — somethin’ that can’t hurt — and you’ll look like a hundred bucks! Of course if you look something like Blondie, here, you could throw on a gunny sack and still turn heads.

The shirts are a cotton/poly blend, which means they’re extra super soft and feel incredibly comfortable. That’s a little somethin’ extra for Cubs fans, who’ve spend 108 years developin’ the toughest hide in baseball. Or any other sport for that matter.